Friday, September 23, 2005

A list of Christmas and Birthday gifts that I may not accept

1) cat faeces
2) A porn video starring Michael Winner, Les Dennis and Sir Nigel Crisp
3) a packet of crisps from Iceland
4) Songs of Praise DVD
5) men's briefs
6) 'The Third Reich' by Mr Adolf Hitler
7) 'The Third Way' by Mr Anthony Giddens
8) a large bowler hat
9) Subscription to the spectator/economist/daily mail/evening standard

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